THE ANGRY THERAPIST: Twenties →
theangrytherapist: Don’t worry about where or who you’re going to be in five years. Like high school, you will look back and wish you had done so many things differently. Know that and do them differently now. Focus on what’s in front on you. Work on the relationship you have with yourself first. Slow down. Enjoy…
THE ANGRY THERAPIST: 10 Lessons For Young... →
theangrytherapist: 1. Be authentic. The most powerful asset you have is your individuality, what makes you unique. It’s time to stop listening to others on what you should do. 2. Work harder than anyone else and you will always benefit from the effort. 3. Get off the computer and connect with real people and…
wckrspgt: Exercising would be so much more rewarding if calories screamed when you burned them.
with great power comes a.... →
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THE ANGRY THERAPIST: Home in your eyes. →
theangrytherapist: A conversation with a client today got me thinking about one of my non-negotiables. I need to see home in your eyes. I wanted to explain this. There are many people you may want to sleep with. There are many that you may find interesting, intelligent, funny, and sexy. But out of those, how…
you can only bring sexy back..... →
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My mom just told me that the extended family... →
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THE ANGRY THERAPIST: The Dash →
theangrytherapist: I read of a man who stood to speak At the funeral of a friend. He referred to the dates on her tombstone From the beginning…to the end. He noted that first came the date of her birth And spoke of the following date with tears, But he said what mattered most of all Was the dash between those…
THE ANGRY THERAPIST: What Ever You Feed Grows →
theangrytherapist: Obvious, right? Then why do you keep feeding your insecurities, self doubt, and “can’ts”. The more you allow yourself to pay attention to these parts of you, the more they will grow and infect your mind, body, and eventually life. Instead, we must feed our gifts. Think about all the things you…
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Be the only seagull that flies at night.– Angry (via theangrytherapist)
friends are like balloons... →
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every time i try to take a picture of myself... →
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I’m attracted to the extreme light and the extreme dark. I’m interested in the...– Johnny Depp (via piiss)